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MI5 Secrecy Battle: Why the Government Uses National Security to Hide Murder Evidence

Buck Valor
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Monday, January 26, 2026
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Let’s play a game. It is a simple game. I want you to imagine you just robbed a bank. You walked in, took the cash, and walked out. The police catch you. They have you in the interrogation room. They ask, "Did you rob the bank?"

And you look them right in the eye and say, "I cannot answer that. My reason for robbing the bank is a secret. In fact, it is such a big secret that if I told you, the whole country would fall apart. So, you have to let me go."

If you did that, you would be laughed at. Then you would be thrown in a cell. But when the **UK government** does it? When the spies at **MI5** do it? It is called **National Security**. And everyone just nods their heads like sheep.

Right now, a critical legal battle is raging in the UK involving **MI5** and allegations of state collusion in murder. You know, the spy agency. The people who think they are James Bond but are mostly just boring bureaucrats in cheap suits. The story is about the state—the government—being involved in killing people and the subsequent **intelligence oversight** failures.

Now, you would think that if the government helped kill someone, we should talk about it. We should look at the evidence. We should see the emails, the files, and the photos. That is how justice works. You do the crime, you do the time. Or at least, you show us what happened.

But that is not how the real world works.

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The government is arguing that they should be the ones to decide what secrets stay secret. Think about how stupid that is. They are the ones accused of doing something wrong. But they also want to be the ones who decide what evidence the court is allowed to see. It is the fox guarding the hen house. Except the fox also owns the farm, the judge, and the jury.

They use big words to confuse you. They talk about **Public Interest Immunity (PII)**. They talk about **Closed Material Procedures (CMP)**. Do not let the fancy words fool you. I am here to translate for you. Those words mean: "Shut up and go away."

This is not a Left thing or a Right thing. I know you want to blame one side. If you are a conservative, you think the liberals are weak. If you are a liberal, you think the conservatives are fascists. You are both missing the point. Power does not care about your little political teams. Power cares about protecting itself.

When a government agency messes up, they do not want to fix it. They want to bury it. They want to dig a deep hole, throw the truth inside, and pour concrete over it. They are terrified. They are scared that if you saw what they actually do—if you saw the reality of **state secrecy**—you would stop paying your taxes. You might even stop listening to them altogether.

The main excuse is always the same. "National Security." They say it like a magic spell. "We cannot show you why we let that guy die, because... National Security." They want you to believe that there are bad guys everywhere. They want you to believe that if they reveal one single document, the world will end.

It is a scam. Most of the time, they are not hiding things to protect you. They are hiding things to protect their own jobs. They are hiding incompetence. They are hiding the fact that they made a mistake, or that they were lazy, or that they were just plain evil.

In this battle over MI5 and the **Investigatory Powers Tribunal**, the question is simple. Can we trust the state to mark its own homework? Can we trust the killer to tell us if the murder was justified?

The answer is obviously "no." But the system is rigged. The judges, the spies, the politicians—they all eat dinner at the same tables. They all went to the same schools. They look out for each other.

So, what happens next? There will be a court case. There will be lawyers in wigs talking about "sensitive information." The victims' families will sit outside, waiting for answers they will never get. The government will release a report that is mostly black ink lines. It will say nothing.

And the spies will go back to their shadows. They will keep doing whatever they want. Because they know that no matter how badly they screw up, they can always just slap a "Top Secret" stamp on it and make the problem disappear.

It makes you sick, doesn't it? It should. But do not expect it to change. As long as we let them play by their own secret rules, the house always wins.

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### References & Fact-Check * **Original Report**: [Murder and MI5: How an extraordinary battle erupted over what the state keeps secret](https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c1w94v205y2o?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss) (BBC News) * **Core Issue**: The dispute centers on the government's use of **Public Interest Immunity (PII)** and **Closed Material Procedures** to withhold sensitive intelligence from the Investigatory Powers Tribunal. * **Entity Focus**: MI5 (Security Service), UK Government Legal Department.

This story is an interpreted work of social commentary based on real events. Source: BBC News

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