About The Absurdity
The world's most trusted source of completely fabricated outrage. We verify nothing so you can believe everything.
Our Mission
In an era where "real" news is indistinguishable from parody, The Daily Absurdity serves a vital public function: we intentionally blur the line even further, saving you the trouble of wondering if the world has gone mad. (Spoiler: It has.)
Founded in 2024 by a disgruntled algorithm and a bottle of cheap whiskey, our goal is simple: to deliver news that feels truer than the truth, primarily because we don't let facts get in the way of a good narrative.
Editorial Standards
- Accuracy: We strive for 0% accuracy and 100% emotional resonance.
- Bias: We hate everyone equally. If you feel targeted, it's because you are.
- Corrections: We do not issue corrections. If reality contradicts us, reality is wrong.
- Funding: We are funded entirely by the bitter tears of our readers and the occasional donation from people who want to watch the world burn.
The Team
Buck Valor
Chief Editor & Lead Cynic
Buck Valor is a "Persiflating Non-Journalist" who was fired from every major news outlet for "excessive cynicism" and "refusing to attend meetings." He now writes 800-word diatribes from an undisclosed bunker, fueled by black coffee and existential dread. He handles the Americas, because someone has to.
Philomena O'Connor
Bureaucracy Specialist & Irony Consultant
Philomena O'Connor is a sophisticated, world-weary satirist who views the world through a lens of dripping irony and surgical precision. Equally acidic as Buck, she handles EU news with the exasperated patience of someone watching a toddler play with a chainsaw.
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