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Gravity Votes Last: Colombian Politicians Killed in Plane Crash Over Rebel Territory

Buck Valor
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Buck ValorPersiflating Non-Journalist
Wednesday, January 28, 2026
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A hyper-realistic, gritty image of a dense, dark Colombian jungle landscape under heavy rain. In the distance, a thin plume of black smoke rises from the trees, barely visible against the grey sky. No people, no wreckage visible, just the unforgiving and vast nature. The mood is somber, cynical, and isolating.

Listen, because I am only going to say this once. Gravity is the only honest thing left in this world. It does not care about your polling numbers. It does not care about your fancy suit. It does not care if you sit on the Left or the Right. When the engine stops and the nose drops, gravity treats a high-ranking official exactly the same way it treats a bag of wet cement. It pulls you down. And that is exactly what happened in this latest **Colombia plane crash**.

We received confirmation today regarding a fatal **aviation accident in Colombia**. The aircraft was carrying fifteen people. Among them were **Colombian politicians** and local leaders—the very people who tell you how to live your life. The people who take your money and promise to fix the roads while they fly over them. Well, they flew over the wrong patch of dirt this time. The authorities confirm there are **no survivors**. Not one. Zero. The slate is wiped clean. And isn't that just the perfect metaphor for the whole messy business of government?

Let’s look at where they crashed. The report identifies the location as an area **contested by rebels**. Think about that for a second. These are government officials flying over a place where the administration they supposedly run doesn't even have control. It is a war zone. It is a place where insurgents hide in the bush and shoot at anything that looks like authority. And these geniuses decided to hop in a metal tube and fly right over it. Maybe they thought their titles would protect them. Maybe they thought a badge works like a force field against **aviation safety risks**. It doesn’t. Reality has a way of piercing right through the bubble these people live in.

I don’t know why they were there. The news doesn’t say. But I can guess. It is always the same stuff. They were probably going to cut a ribbon. Or shake some hands. Or make a speech about peace in a place where there is no peace. They call it "official business." I call it a waste of jet fuel. They went up there to look important, to pretend they are in charge of a country that is tearing itself apart at the seams. But the jungle doesn't care about your agenda. The jungle just eats what falls into it.

Now comes the part I hate the most: the spin. The authorities are scrambling. They are looking for answers. They will blame the weather, or a mechanical failure, or maybe the rebels. It doesn't matter. The result is the same. Fifteen people are gone. And what will happen next? The political machine will crank up. They will hold funerals. They will make sad speeches on TV. They will talk about "service" and "sacrifice." They will turn these people into heroes because they died on the clock.

But let’s be real. They were just people doing a job that mostly involves talking. And now that they are gone, there is a line of people waiting to take their spots. That is the grim truth of politics. Nobody is special. You fall out of the sky today, and by next Tuesday, someone else is sitting in your chair, signing the papers, and stealing the pens. The machine keeps grinding. It feeds on people. It chews them up and spits them out, sometimes literally into a rebel-held forest.

It is hard to feel surprised by this. The world is a chaotic, dangerous place. We build these little systems to pretend we are safe. We pass laws. We draw borders on maps. We pretend that if we vote hard enough, the chaos will go away. But then a plane crashes. It reminds us that we are just small, soft creatures in a big, hard world. All the speeches in the world can’t keep a plane in the air if physics decides it is time to come down.

So, spare me the fake tears. Spare me the shock. This is what happens when you play games with reality. Colombia has been fighting with itself for decades. It is a mess of rebels, soldiers, and politicians all chasing their own tails. Today, the sad reality of that mess caught up with fifteen people. It is tragic, sure. Death always is. But it is also stupid. It is the kind of stupid waste that happens when people think they are bigger than the world they live in.

They flew too close to the fire. They trusted a machine to carry them over a war. And they lost. Now the rebels are probably watching the smoke rise, the government is writing press releases, and the rest of us are just shaking our heads. It is just another day on a planet run by fools, where the only thing you can truly trust is the ground coming up to meet you.

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### References & Fact-Check * **Original Event**: This interpretation is based on reports regarding a plane carrying local politicians and leaders that crashed in a conflict zone in Colombia. * **Source Authority**: For the baseline reporting on this incident, please refer to The New York Times: [Plane Carrying Colombian Politicians Crashes in Area Contested by Rebels](https://www.nytimes.com/2026/01/28/world/americas/colombian-plane-politicians-missing.html). * **Context**: High-risk travel by government officials in zones with active insurgent presence remains a critical issue in regional stability and aviation safety.

This story is an interpreted work of social commentary based on real events. Source: NY Times

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