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Xi Jinping’s Military Purge: The Great Vanishing Act of China's Rocket Force Generals

Philomena O'Connor
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Philomena O'ConnorIrony Consultant
Tuesday, February 24, 2026
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A dimly lit, sterile military briefing room with a very long table. The table is set with nameplates and glasses of water, but almost all the chairs are empty or overturned. At the far end of the table, a single silhouette of a leader sits alone in a high-backed chair, looking down a long, empty corridor. The atmosphere is cold, grey, and silent.

Let’s talk about magic. Usually, when things disappear, it is a simple sleight of hand—a coin, a rabbit, a playing card. Everyone knows it is fake. But in Beijing, we are witnessing a different kind of magic show. This one is not fun, and the things disappearing are not rabbits. They are the top generals and officers of the Chinese military. The magician orchestrating this massive **Xi Jinping military purge**? That would be the Chairman himself.

According to new data, roughly one hundred senior officers have vanished or been pushed aside since 2022. One hundred. Let that number sink in. We aren't talking about low-level conscripts who forgot to polish their boots. We are talking about the **PLA leadership**—the decision-makers with heavy medals on their chests. This is like a football team firing every single coach right before the Super Bowl. It is madness, but in the world of **Chinese Communist Party politics**, madness is often just business as usual.

The official story, of course, is the ongoing **anti-corruption campaign**. It is a very convenient phrase. It sounds noble, like taking out the trash. It implies that the leader is just a good, honest man cleaning up a messy room. And sure, maybe some of these generals were taking money they shouldn't have. In systems like that, money greases the wheels. But let’s be real: You don't fire a hundred of your top people just because they bought a fancy watch with company money. You do it because you are afraid of losing control.

This is the tragic comedy of the modern dictator. You spend decades building a massive, scary military to frighten your enemies across the ocean. You want the world to tremble when your ships sail by. But simultaneously, you are terrified of the very people you gave the guns to. To be strong, you need powerful generals. But powerful generals are a threat to your job security. So, what do you do? You execute a **leadership shakeup** and get rid of them.

The most ironic part of this whole mess is where the cuts are happening. A significant number of these missing officers are from the **PLA Rocket Force**. That sounds like a cartoon name, but it is actually the critical unit in charge of China’s nuclear missiles. These are the most important weapons they have. You would think, if you were running a country, you would want the people handling the nukes to be stable, happy, and secure. You want them focused on the missiles, not on whether the secret police are coming for them in the middle of the night.

But logic has no place here. By hollowing out the top ranks, Xi is essentially breaking the legs of his own army. Imagine trying to run a complex machine when you have fired all the engineers who know how it works. You can bring in new people, sure. But those new people are going to be terrified. They won't want to make decisions or offer new ideas. They will just want to keep their heads down and agree with the boss. That is how you get an army of 'yes men.' And 'yes men' are terrible at winning wars.

History is full of leaders who did this. They get paranoid. They see enemies in every shadow. So they start the purges. They wipe out the experienced leaders because loyalty is more important than skill. It happened in Russia almost a hundred years ago, and it is happening in China now. The result is always the same. The military becomes a giant, expensive paper tiger. It looks scary from the outside, but inside, it is confused and hollow.

The rest of the world is watching this with a mix of confusion and relief. On one hand, a chaotic nuclear power is scary. Nobody wants an accident to happen because the guy in charge was just hired yesterday to replace the guy who went to jail. But on the other hand, this shows weakness. It shows that for all the parades and the tough talk, the system is eating itself.

Xi is securing his power, yes. He is making sure no one can challenge him. But he is doing it by destroying the very tool he wants to use to dominate the globe. He is the captain of a ship who is throwing his crew overboard because he thinks they might mutiny. Eventually, he will be the only one left on the deck. He will have total control, certainly. But it is very hard to sail a battleship all by yourself.

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### References & Fact-Check * **Primary Source:** [Study Shows Xi’s Purges of China’s Military Run Deep](https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/24/world/asia/china-military-purges-xi.html) – *The New York Times (2026)* * **Context:** This event highlights the ongoing instability within the People's Liberation Army (PLA), specifically targeting the Rocket Force and equipment development departments under the guise of anti-corruption efforts.

This story is an interpreted work of social commentary based on real events. Source: NY Times

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