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US Accuses China of Secret Nuclear Tests as Trump Pushes to Restart Explosive Drills

Buck Valor
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Tuesday, February 17, 2026
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Let’s look at the analytics on this geopolitical mess. The United States government is currently trending for accusing Beijing of a major violation: that **China conducted secret nuclear weapons tests**. Administration officials are aggressively pushing the narrative that these are sneaky, **low-yield nuclear weapons** experiments designed to evade detection. But let’s look at the dwell time on the real story: this data dump comes exactly when **President Donald Trump** is maneuvering to restart full-scale U.S. explosive testing.

The logic here has a high bounce rate. The U.S. is condemning China for allegedly cheating on "no testing" rules, while simultaneously claiming that American **national security** depends on breaking those same rules. It is the geopolitical equivalent of "Do as I say, not as I do." We are watching two nuclear superpowers fighting over who gets to smash the castle, except the castle is the planet.

Why optimize this story now? It’s not about transparency; it’s about leverage. By positioning the **China nuclear threat** as an immediate danger, the administration generates the necessary social proof to justify spending billions on their own "big booms." It is a classic deflection strategy—focus on the foreign "bad guy" so the public ignores the massive expenditure of tax dollars on an ego-driven arms race. While bridges crumble and schools underperform, the focus remains on turning the sky to ash.

### References & Fact-Check * **Primary Source**: [Washington Post - U.S. offers more details on claim China conducted secret nuclear weapons test](https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2026/02/17/china-nuclear-test-trump/) * **Key Event**: Trump Administration officials release declassified intel alleging low-yield Chinese testing (Feb 2026). * **Context**: The accusation coincides with Trump's stated goal to end the moratorium on U.S. underground nuclear testing.

This story is an interpreted work of social commentary based on real events. Source: Washington Post

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