Here we go again. I hope you are sitting down. Actually, I hope you are drinking. You are going to need a drink for this one. We have reached the point in history where the news is just two rich guys yelling at each other about nothing. The world is burning. Gas costs too much. People are angry. But what is the big story dominating the news cycle? **Donald Trump threatening to sue Trevor Noah**.

Let’s look at what happened in this latest **celebrity feud**. It is very stupid. During the **Grammys**, Trevor Noah told a joke. The joke was about Donald Trump. It was also about **Jeffrey Epstein**. You know, the guy nobody wants to talk about. Trump did not like this **Grammys joke**. He got very angry. He went on his phone and typed out some angry words. He called Trevor Noah a "total loser." Then, he said he might sue him.

That is it. That is the whole story. But we have to talk about it. We have to talk about it because this is what passes for politics now. This is what passes for culture. It is a giant waste of time.

First, let’s talk about the insult. "Total loser." Trump loves this phrase. He uses it all the time. It is his favorite thing to say. If you do not like him, you are a loser. If you make a joke, you are a loser. It is not very creative. It sounds like something a bully says on a playground in third grade. But he is a grown man. He was the President. And he is sitting around watching the Grammys just to see if anyone talks about him.

Think about that. He says he hates these shows. He says they are bad. But he watches them. He watches every second. He waits for his name. When he hears it, he gets mad. It is a very sad way to live. If I hated a show, I would turn off the TV. I would go outside. I would do literally anything else. But not him. He has to watch. He needs the attention. Even bad attention is like food to him. He cannot starve.

Then there is the threat to sue. "I will sue you!" This is the American way. Nobody punches anyone in the nose anymore. They just call a lawyer. Trump threatens to sue people all the time. Does he ever do it? Rarely. It is just noise. It is just a way to sound tough. But it is not tough. It is weak. Being able to take a joke is tough. Laughing it off is tough. Calling your lawyer because a comedian said mean words is soft. It is very, very soft.

Now, let’s talk about Trevor Noah. The Left thinks he is a hero for making the joke. They clap and cheer. "Oh look, he got Trump!" No, he didn't. He told a safe joke at a boring awards show. Trevor Noah is not a rebel. He works for a giant corporation. He is about as edgy as a butter knife. But in this world, if you make the other side mad, you are a hero. The bar is on the floor. Actually, the bar is buried underground.

And what about the joke itself? It was about Epstein. That is the ghost that haunts all these rich people. Mention that name, and everyone gets nervous. Trump got nervous. Why? Maybe because it is not funny to him. Or maybe because it hits a nerve. We will never know for sure. But watching them squirm is the only funny part of this whole mess.

This is why I hate following the news. It is all theater. It is a play put on for ugly people. Trump plays the angry victim. Noah plays the brave comedian. The media plays the shocked observer. And we are the audience. We are supposed to pick a side. We are supposed to say, "Team Trump" or "Team Noah."

I say no. I choose neither. They are both part of the same club. It is a big club, and you are not in it. They both have money. They both have fame. They both benefit from this fight. Trump gets his base riled up. Noah gets better ratings. They feed off each other. They need each other.

The only people who lose are us. We lose because we have to hear about it. We lose brain cells reading the headlines. We lose time we could spend doing something real. While they fight about insults and lawsuits, real problems are ignored. Nobody fixes the roads. Nobody fixes the schools. They just tweet. They just yell.

So, Trump calls Noah a loser. Noah probably laughs all the way to the bank. The lawyers get paid. The cycle continues. And tomorrow, there will be a new fight. A new insult. A new threat. It never ends. It is a merry-go-round of stupidity, and we cannot get off.

Don't pick a side in this fake war. Just turn off the TV. Walk away. That is the only way to win. Let the rich guys scream at the clouds. You have better things to do. We all do.

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### References & Fact-Check * **Original Event**: The dispute centers on comments made during the Grammy Awards broadcast regarding former President Donald Trump. * **Primary Source**: [BBC News: Trump threatens to sue Trevor Noah over Epstein joke at Grammys](https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c98p02yg4jro?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss) * **Context**: The "loser" commentary and legal threats are consistent with Trump's historical pattern of responding to media criticism via social media platforms.