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Trump Targets Mexico with Cuba Oil Tariffs: The "Big Bully" Strategy Explained

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Friday, January 30, 2026
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A gritty, high-contrast illustration of a giant, shadowy hand crushing a small, colorful toy car that has a Mexican flag painted on the side, with a dimly lit island in the background.

Here we go again. Another day, another tough-guy act from the **Trump administration**. The cycle of stupidity just keeps spinning, and we are all stuck watching it. This time, the President has decided he needs to flex his muscles. He needs to show the world he is the boss. And who does he pick a fight with? A tiny island that has been broken for sixty years and our neighbor to the south.

President Trump is making threats regarding **US foreign policy** again. He says he is going to slap tariffs on any country that sends oil to Cuba. Let’s break that down into simple English. A tariff is a tax. It is a punishment. He is saying, "If you give them gas, I am going to take your money." It sounds big. It sounds scary. But when you look at the facts behind these **Cuba sanctions**, it is just petty bullying. It is the kid on the playground who kicks the smallest kid because he knows the teacher isn't looking.

Here is the punchline: The only country that is really sending oil to Cuba right now is Mexico. So, this isn't really a warning to the whole world. It is a specific threat to **Mexico-Cuba relations**. Mexico is practically the only lifeline Cuba has left during its ongoing **energy crisis**. They send fuel so the lights stay on and the old cars can drive. Trump knows this. He wants to cut that line. He wants to squeeze the island until it pops.

Let’s talk about the logic here, if you can call it that. The idea is that if we starve Cuba enough through an **oil blockade**, the government will fall. We have been trying this since before most of you were born. Has it worked? No. The Castros lived long lives. The government is still there. The only people who suffer are the regular folks. The guys in charge? They always have food. They always have gas for their cars. They don't care about a blockade. They just pass the pain down to the poor people in the streets.

So, Trump is threatening Mexico to hurt the poor people of Cuba. It is a bank shot of cruelty. And for what? To look strong? To pretend he is fighting for "freedom"? Give me a break. It is all a show. He wants to look like he is doing something without actually doing the hard work of real politics. It is easy to threaten **trade war** taxes. It is hard to actually fix problems.

Think about Mexico's spot in this mess. They are trying to be a normal country. They trade with us. We share a huge border. But we treat them like dirt. One day we are friends, the next day we threaten to wreck their economy because they sold some oil to an island we don't like. It is abusive. Imagine if your neighbor told you who you could be friends with. Imagine if he said, "If you talk to the guy across the street, I’m going to slash your tires." That is American foreign policy right now.

And don't think the other side is any better. The Democrats and the Left will scream about this. They will cry crocodile tears. They will say it is mean. But do they change anything? No. They just use it to score points. They don't care about the family in Havana who can't cook dinner tonight because there is no gas. They just want to yell at Trump. Everyone is using these real human beings as props in their game.

It is just so tired. We buy oil from dictators all over the world. We do business with countries that do terrible things. We look the other way when money is involved. But Cuba? That is where we draw the line? It makes no sense. It is completely arbitrary. We hate them because we have always hated them. It is a zombie policy. It is dead, but it keeps walking around eating brains.

This move by Trump is desperate. It is the move of a man who has run out of good ideas. When you can't build, you break things. He is trying to break the link between Mexico and Cuba. He thinks this makes him a dealmaker. It doesn't. It makes him a bully with a big stick and a small imagination.

The saddest part is that it might work, but not in the way he wants. Mexico might stop sending the oil. They might have to. They can't afford a trade war with the U.S. So the oil stops. The lights go out in Cuba. The food spoils. The hospitals lose power. Does the Cuban government collapse? No. They just blame the "Yankee Imperialists" and stay in power. The people suffer. The hate grows. And nothing changes.

We are watching a giant waste of time. It is cruel, it is stupid, and it is boring. But that is the world we live in. The rich men play their games, the politicians flex their egos, and the regular people pay the bill. Trump gets his headline. Mexico gets a headache. Cuba gets darkness. And we just scroll past it on our phones, waiting for the next dumb thing to happen.

### References & Fact-Check * **Primary Source**: "Trump Moves to Cut All Oil to Cuba as U.S. Targets Its Government" - [New York Times](https://www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/world/americas/trump-oil-cuba-government.html) * **Fact Check**: President Trump has threatened tariffs on nations supplying oil to Cuba, a move primarily aimed at Mexico given current trade dynamics. The stated goal is to pressure the Cuban government by restricting energy resources.

This story is an interpreted work of social commentary based on real events. Source: NY Times

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