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Science or Sadism? WHO Blasts US-Funded Hepatitis B Vaccine Trial in Guinea-Bissau

Buck Valor
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Saturday, February 14, 2026
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You want the raw truth about the global wealth gap? It isn’t about assets; it’s about <strong>medical ethics</strong>. If you’re rich, you’re a patient. If you’re poor, you’re a data point in a <strong>US-funded Hepatitis B study</strong>.

Look at the situation unfolding with the <strong>Guinea-Bissau vaccine trial</strong> right now. It is the perfect example of how rotten this system is. We have a story here that should make you sick, but let’s optimize the facts. This is a study funded by American tax dollars targeting <strong>Hepatitis B</strong>, a nasty virus that attacks the liver. In the developed world, <strong>Hepatitis B vaccination for newborns</strong> is the gold standard. You get born, you get the shot, you don't die of liver failure. Simple.

But that isn't what is happening here. The researchers want data. They want to be sure. To do that, they are insisting on a <strong>clinical trial control group</strong>.

If you don't know what a control group is, let me explain it in bar terms. Imagine you walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone because they are thirsty. That is charity. Now, imagine you walk in, buy drinks for half the guys, and stare at the other half while they dehydrate, just to see what happens. That is a control group.

In this study, some newborns get the established treatment. Others? They don't. They are left open to the virus to serve as a baseline. The <strong>World Health Organization (WHO)</strong> is finally blasting this whole thing as "unethical." They are calling out the researchers who hide behind the "local standard of care" argument—the idea that because these babies might not have gotten the shot without the study, it is okay to withhold it from half of them.

That is the logic of a scumbag. It is finding a starving man, holding a sandwich in front of him, and eating it yourself because "he was going to be hungry anyway." It is lazy. It is cruel. And it is funded by the greatest superpower on Earth.

The WHO is right to be mad, even if they are just bureaucrats arriving late to the scene. The researchers think they are gods because they have degrees; they see a graph where they should see a human life. And the politicians? They sign the checks and call it "aid."

Heads, you get the medicine. Tails, you get to be part of the control group. Good luck, kid. It is sadism with a clipboard, and it is exactly what I expect from this species.

<h3>References & Fact-Check</h3> <ul> <li><strong>Primary Source:</strong> <a href="https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c78j5k2gk02o?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss" target="_blank">Planned US-funded baby vaccine trial in Guinea-Bissau blasted by WHO</a> (BBC News)</li> <li><strong>The Controversy:</strong> The NIH-funded study is testing the efficacy of the Hepatitis B vaccine in West Africa but uses a control group that does not receive the vaccine, despite it being the global standard of care.</li> <li><strong>WHO Stance:</strong> The World Health Organization has criticized the trial design as unethical, arguing that established effective treatments should not be withheld from study participants.</li> </ul>

This story is an interpreted work of social commentary based on real events. Source: BBC News

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