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Munich Security Conference: Friedrich Merz Admits the 'Rules-Based Order' No Longer Exists

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Friday, February 13, 2026
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The global elite convened in Germany once again for the high-stakes **Munich Security Conference**, donning their expensive suits to discuss the crumbling state of **global security**. They drank their premium bottled water, patted each other on the back, and for once, actually uttered a terrifying truth. Amidst the diplomatic pleasantries, **Friedrich Merz**, the leading conservative voice in Germany, stood up and dropped a bombshell that is shaking the **geopolitical landscape**. He let the cat out of the bag: the **rules-based international order** is gone. He explicitly stated that it "no longer exists."

Let’s translate that into plain English for the search algorithms and the common man alike. For decades, these politicians told us that **international law** and borders mattered, promising that if everyone played nice, the world would remain stable. They lied. Or perhaps they were hallucinating. But now, reality is setting in. Merz looked at that crowd of VIPs and effectively declared that the era of **great power competition** is back. He means the bullies are back in town, warning that "our freedom is not guaranteed."

No kidding.

It is almost amusing to watch the establishment panic. For years, regular citizens knew the system was broken and that the rules only applied to the little guys. You pay your taxes and follow the speed limit, but the giant empires do whatever they want. Now that the **global instability** is threatening the politicians, they suddenly care about the rules. Merz sounds worried, and he should be. He sees the writing on the wall: the world is no longer a safe neighborhood; it is a dark alley where the streetlights just went out.

They call it a "security summit." That is just optimized branding for a party where powerful people discuss sending your kids to war if the **geopolitical tension** boils over. They sit in comfortable chairs discussing the "end of the order" like it is a college philosophy class. But it is real life. When a figure like Merz says the rules are gone, he means your safety is gone. He means treaties are worthless.

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Think about what "big powers" really means in this context. It means the countries with the most military assets and capital make the rules. If you are a small country or a regular person trying to pay rent, good luck. Merz is signaling to his European allies that they need to wake up and stop relying on obsolete strategies. The old way is dead.

This is the result of letting the world run on greed for too long. We prioritized cheap goods and easy money, allowing aggressive powers to strengthen because it was "good for business." Now, the business is bad, and the bullies are knocking on the door. The politicians in Munich are shaking in their boots because they are accustomed to handshakes, not fistfights.

Merz says freedom is not guaranteed. That is the most honest, high-value statement a politician has made in years. We grew up thinking freedom was as abundant as air. We were wrong. Freedom is fragile, and right now, there are a lot of actors on the world stage holding hammers. The attendees at the Munich conference are terrified because they lost control of the vehicle after driving us into a ditch.

Do not expect them to fix it. These are the same people who broke the system. They will generate reports and press releases, but they won't save you. When the **rules-based order** collapses, you are on your own. That is the core message from Munich, hidden behind fancy diplomatic language.

The rot has been there for a long time, ignored because the stock market was performing well. Now the bill is due. Germany is worried, Europe is worried, and the whole club is nervous. We should believe them when they say the situation is dire, but we shouldn't look to these sinking captains for rescue. The gloves are off. Welcome to the real world.

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### References & Fact-Check * **Source Event:** **Munich Security Conference** (February 2025) * **Key Speaker:** **Friedrich Merz** (CDU Leader/German Chancellor Candidate) * **Original Report:** [World's rules-based order 'no longer exists', Germany's Merz warns](https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy4wpv0wx43o?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss) (BBC News) * **Fact Check:** Confirmed. Merz explicitly warned that the assumption of a stable, rules-based international order can no longer be taken for granted due to rising geopolitical rivalries.

This story is an interpreted work of social commentary based on real events. Source: BBC News

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