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Jack Dorsey’s Block Layoffs: The Great AI Excuse and the Future of Tech Jobs

Philomena O'Connor
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Philomena O'ConnorIrony Consultant
Friday, February 27, 2026
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We all knew the **tech industry trends** were shifting toward automation, didn't we? It was only a matter of time before the big tech geniuses decided that humans were simply too messy compared to the ruthless efficiency of **artificial intelligence**. **Jack Dorsey**, the man who gave us the chaos of Twitter and the beard of a wilderness guru, has officially made his move. His fintech company, **Block**, is cutting thousands of jobs in a sweeping restructuring effort. Why? Because they are prioritizing **AI job replacement** strategies.

It sounds so lovely when you put it that way, doesn't it? "Embracing AI." It sounds like a hug. It sounds warm. But if you are one of the thousands of victims of these **Block layoffs** packing up your desk—or more likely, having your laptop locked remotely—it does not feel like a hug. It feels like being thrown into the trash because a newer, cheaper toy has arrived.

This is the theater of the absurd I often warn about. Tech leaders stand on stages and talk about "community," but the moment a computer program can do your job for zero dollars an hour, the mask falls off. The connection is cut. It is just cold, hard math.

Dorsey isn't just firing people; he is making a prediction that should send shivers through the **tech workforce**. He stated he believes the "majority of firms" will make similar changes "within the next year."

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Think about that timeline. One year. He is telling us that the great replacement of the human worker isn't science fiction set in 2050. It is happening right now, in an office near you. He isn't warning us; he is giving permission to every other CEO out there. He is signaling, "Look, I did it, and my stock price is fine. You should do it too."

It is fascinating to watch the hypocrisy of modern corporate culture. For years, companies like Block told their employees they were "family." They gave them free snacks and mental health days. Now, it turns out they don't want your self at all. They want an algorithm. An algorithm doesn't need a mental health day. An algorithm doesn't complain about the free coffee. An algorithm doesn't ask for a raise when rent goes up.

We are watching a massive restructuring of society being sold to us as **technological progress**. Dorsey claims this is about becoming leaner and faster. Of course it is. It is always faster to run a race if you don't have to carry anyone else with you. But where does that leave the rest of us?

The saddest part of this comedy is that the people being fired are likely the ones who helped build the systems that are replacing them. It is a snake eating its own tail. You code the bot, you train the bot, and then the bot sits in your chair while you are escorted out of the building.

This isn't just about one company. Block is just the first domino in this specific line. When a big name like Dorsey makes a move like this, others follow. They are like sheep, these corporate leaders. They see one person cut costs by firing humans, and they get jealous. They want to show their investors that they are "future-proof."

But what kind of future are we proofing ourselves for? Dorsey says this is the path forward, framing **AI integration** as an inevitable shift, like the sun rising. But it isn't nature. It is a choice. It is a choice to value efficiency over people.

So, spare a thought for the thousands at Block today. And then, take a good look at your own job. Because if the man with the wizard beard is right, the "majority of firms" are about to do the exact same thing. The theater is collapsing, and the actors are being fired. Enjoy the show while you can still afford a ticket.

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### References & Fact-Check * **Primary Source**: [Jack Dorsey's Block cuts thousands of jobs as it embraces AI](https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cq570d12y9do?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss) (BBC News) * **Key Event**: Block reduces workforce to fund growth and integrate AI technologies, with Dorsey predicting industry-wide adoption of similar strategies.

This story is an interpreted work of social commentary based on real events. Source: BBC News

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