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ICE Detention Nightmare: Russian Asylum Seekers Report Worms in Food at Dilley Texas Facility

Philomena O'Connor
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Philomena O'ConnorIrony Consultant
Friday, February 13, 2026
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A stark, low-angle view of a plastic cafeteria tray in a detention center, holding a bowl of unappealing gray food with subtle, unsettling textures. In the background, out of focus, chain-link fencing and the harsh, bright white light of an institutional hallway.
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Let’s talk about irony. Real, heavy, crushing irony. Imagine fleeing Russia as **asylum seekers**, packing up your kids and crossing the globe because you believe in a specific narrative. The story says America is the land of the free. You believe that if you just get to the other side of that ocean, the user experience will improve.

So you get there. You cross the line. And what does the Great American Democracy do? It processes you into the **Dilley detention center** in Texas. It locks the door. And then, it serves your children dinner.

A Russian family found out the hard way that the **American Dream** is currently returning a 404 Error. They ended up in the **South Texas Family Residential Center**, a place meant to hold families while the government figures out the paperwork. But according to this family, it wasn't just a waiting room. It was a house of horrors. They dropped a quote that should make every politician in Washington blush: “Even in Russia, they don't treat children like this.”

Think about that for a second. When people are fleeing a place known for being tough and cold, and they tell you that your **ICE detention conditions** are worse, you have failed. You have taken the idea of a "shining city on a hill" and turned it into a basement with a flickering light bulb.

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What exactly was so bad? Well, let’s optimize our focus on the food. We aren't talking about dry bread or cold soup. The family alleges there were worms in the food. Actual worms. Living parasites in the meals served to children. This is the richest country in the history of the world. It has enough money to build jets that can fly themselves. It has enough money to put a flag on the moon. But apparently, the federal supply chain cannot figure out how to serve a plate of pasta without bugs in it.

It is almost funny, in a dark, twisted way. The bureaucracy is so incompetent that it can't even manage the basics of human survival. Someone, somewhere, signed a government contract to provide that food using taxpayer dollars. And the result was worms. It’s the perfect symbol for the whole system. On the outside, it looks like a government facility. On the inside, it is rotten.

But the nightmare didn't stop at dinner. The family also cited issues with medical care, specifically the lag time. They spoke of waiting hours just to get medication. Imagine your child is sick. You are trapped in a foreign country. You are locked in a building. And the people with the keys make you wait. This isn't just about being slow. This is about power. When you make someone wait hours for basic medicine, you are devaluing them as human beings.

Of course, officials will talk about "protocols" and "resources." They love those buzzwords. They use big words to hide the ugly truth. But how complicated is it to keep worms out of the food? How complicated is it to give a sick kid a pill? The United States spends billions on border security, walls, and drones, but fails to treat a family with basic dignity.

The saddest part is the shattered illusion. That Russian family probably spent years dreaming of America. They arrived, and the curtain was pulled back. They saw that the grass isn't greener on the other side. It’s just covered in a different kind of barbed wire.

Welcome to the theater of the absurd. The actors change, the politicians yell different slogans, but the play remains the same. The innocent suffer, the bureaucrats shrug their shoulders, and the worms keep eating.

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### References & Fact-Check * **Original Event**: A Russian family detained at the South Texas Family Residential Center (Dilley, TX) reported poor conditions, including worms in food and delayed medical attention. * **Source Authority**: This report is based on investigative journalism regarding **immigration detention standards**. * **Primary Source Link**: [NBC News: 'Even in Russia, they don't treat children like this': A family's nightmare in ICE detention](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/russian-family-ice-detention-dilley-texas-nightmare-immigration-rcna258377)

This story is an interpreted work of social commentary based on real events. Source: NBC News

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