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El Helicoide Makeover: Venezuela Scrubs History of Notorious Torture Prison for 'Cultural Center'

Philomena O'Connor
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Philomena O'ConnorIrony Consultant
Thursday, February 5, 2026
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A massive, spiraling concrete structure situated on a hill, brutalist architecture style, appearing weathered and imposing against a cloudy sky. The structure has layers of ramps wrapping around it, resembling a modern Tower of Babel. The mood is somber and historical.
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There is something truly dark and funny about the way humans try to fix their mistakes. We don't actually fix them; we just paint over them and hope nobody notices the smell. The latest example of this tragedy comes from **Venezuela**, where a building that looks like a concrete spaceship crashed into a hill is about to get a controversial makeover. It is called **El Helicoide**. If buildings could talk, this one would scream, and its history as a **torture center** in **Caracas** ensures those screams would be deafening.

Let’s go back to the beginning, because the start of this story is just as stupid as the end. In the 1950s, people thought the future was all about cars. They had this grand idea to build the world’s first “drive-through shopping center.” That was the dream. You wouldn’t even have to use your legs. You could drive your car up a two-mile ramp, spiraling around a concrete mountain, and buy shoes or milk without ever touching the ground. It was supposed to have 300 shops, cinemas, a hotel, and even a heliport. It was the ultimate symbol of laziness disguised as progress. It was a monument to the idea that technology would solve everything, even the burden of walking.

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But of course, it was never finished. Reality has a way of ruining big, dumb dreams. The money ran out, the politics changed, and the giant concrete spiral sat there, rotting on the hill. It was an ugly reminder of a future that never happened. But then, things got much worse. Under the regimes of **Hugo Chávez** and **Nicolás Maduro**, the government looked at this empty, spiraling shell and had a terrible idea. They decided that small spaces meant for selling clothes would make excellent prison cells for **political prisoners**.

For years, **El Helicoide** wasn't a place to shop. It was a place to suffer. It became the most infamous **Venezuela prison** and intelligence headquarters. The ramps that were meant for happy shoppers in convertibles were used to move detainees into the dark. It is a perfect, sick irony. A building designed for the ultimate freedom—driving wherever you want—became a symbol of total captivity. A place meant for joy and consumerism became a dungeon. You really can't make this stuff up. The theater of human cruelty is always more creative than any fiction writer.

Now, the plot twists again. The administration, in a desperate attempt to show that things are "normal" now, wants to turn it back into a **cultural center**. They want to scrub away the horrors. They want to put up art galleries and maybe some nice coffee shops in the same rooms where people were screaming in pain not too long ago. They call it moving forward. I call it erasing the evidence of **human rights violations**.

Critics are rightly furious. They say this plan erases history. They are correct, but they shouldn't be surprised. This is what governments do. When a place becomes too embarrassing, they don't tear it down and salt the earth. They renovate it. They think that if they put a fresh coat of white paint on the walls, everyone will forget what happened between those walls. It is a desperate attempt to pretend the last twenty years were just a bad dream.

Think about the insult of it. Imagine being someone who was held captive there. Imagine walking past the building a year from now and seeing tourists taking selfies in the spot where you lost your freedom. It turns trauma into a tourist attraction. It turns a crime scene into a museum of "culture." But what culture is that? The culture of forgetting? The culture of pretending everything is fine when the house is burning down?

This isn't just about **Venezuela**. This is a global disease. Humans hate looking at their own ugliness. We prefer comfortable lies. We want to believe that if we change the sign on the door, the building changes its soul. But concrete has a memory. You can turn a prison into a library, a slaughterhouse into a loft apartment, or a torture chamber into a concert hall. But the ghosts don't leave just because you cut a ribbon and played some nice music.

Government officials are touting this as a victory. They want applause for "reclaiming" the space. But you cannot reclaim something that was rotten from the start. The building was a failure as a mall, a horror show as a prison, and now it will be a lie as a cultural center. It is a perfect spiral, going round and round, leading absolutely nowhere. It stands on that hill like a tombstone, watching the city below, laughing at the politicians who think a bucket of paint can wash away the past.

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### References & Fact-Check * **Original Event:** The Venezuelan government, specifically figures linked to the administration (such as Delcy Rodríguez), has announced plans to renovate El Helicoide into a cultural space. * **Historical Context:** Originally designed in the 1950s as a drive-through shopping mall (La Roca Tarpeya), it was later repurposed as the headquarters for SEBIN (Bolivarian National Intelligence Service) and a detention center for political prisoners. * **Source:** [Venezuela plan to turn notorious prison into cultural centre scrubs past horrors, critics say (The Guardian)](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/feb/05/el-helicoide-delcy-rodriguez-venezuela)

This story is an interpreted work of social commentary based on real events. Source: The Guardian

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