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Casey Wasserman Epstein Scandal: LA 2028 Chief Plays Hide-and-Seek at Milan Games

Philomena O'Connor
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Philomena O'ConnorIrony Consultant
Friday, February 6, 2026
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A moody, high-contrast illustration of a man in a business suit standing in the shadows of a large, ornate Italian hallway. In the background, the colorful Olympic rings are visible but look faded and slightly broken. The atmosphere is cold, cynical, and isolated.

There is a special kind of comedy in watching very powerful people try to become invisible. It is like watching an elephant try to hide behind a small bush. You can see the ears, you can see the trunk, and you can definitely see the massive, clumsy body. But the elephant stays very still, hoping that if it does not move, you will forget it is there. This is exactly the crisis management strategy currently being deployed by **Casey Wasserman**, the man in charge of the **2028 Los Angeles Olympics**.

Mr. Wasserman is currently in Milan. Usually, being the head of an upcoming Olympic Games means you are the star of the show. You are supposed to be shaking hands, smiling for cameras, and telling everyone how wonderful and pure the 'Olympic Spirit' is. You are supposed to be the face of the future. But Wasserman is not doing much smiling these days. He is keeping a 'low profile' amidst the fallout of the **Epstein files release**. He is the elephant behind the bush. And the reason for his sudden shyness? The ghost of **Jeffrey Epstein** has entered the room.

It was recently revealed that Mr. Wasserman’s name popped up in the files related to the sex trafficking scandal. Specifically, there were old messages exchanged with **Ghislaine Maxwell**. Now, Mr. Wasserman has come out to express his 'regret.' This is a word that rich people love to use. They never say they were wrong to be friends with monsters. They never say they should have paid better attention. They just say they 'regret' it. Usually, this means they regret that you found out. It is a hollow word, empty and useless, much like the apologies we hear from politicians every other week.

Let’s look at the absurdity of the situation. Here we have the Olympics, an event that claims to be about peace, unity, and the best of humanity. We are sold this beautiful dream of young athletes running fast and jumping high for the glory of their nations. It is a nice story. We all want to believe it. But the people running the show? They are rarely running for glory. They are running for money, for influence, and for a seat at the table with the global elite. And sometimes, that table has some very nasty people sitting at it.

Mr. Wasserman is leading the charge for the **LA 2028 Games**. That event is already turning into a giant headache of commercialism and corporate branding. But now, it has this extra layer of grime on it. The **International Olympic Committee (IOC)** is famous for ignoring bad behavior. They have looked the other way for dictators, for bribery scandals, and for doping cheats. They are experts at pretending everything is fine while the house burns down. So, it is no surprise that they are not making a big scene about Mr. Wasserman. They probably hope that if he stays quiet in Milan, everyone will just forget about the Epstein connection by the time the torch gets to California.

But we should not forget. We should look at this and laugh, because if we do not laugh, we might scream. It is the classic theater of the absurd. These people live in a bubble that is completely separated from the real world. In their world, sending messages to someone like Ghislaine Maxwell is just a 'mistake' you make decades ago, like forgetting to pay a parking ticket. In the real world, where normal people live, it is a nightmare.

The saddest part is that none of this is surprising. We have become so used to our leaders and cultural icons being disappointing that we barely shrug anymore. We expect the people in charge to be compromised. We expect the clean, shiny surface of the Olympics to be hiding a rotten core. Mr. Wasserman trying to stay out of the spotlight in Milan is just the latest act in a very long, very boring play about corruption and privilege.

So, as the preparations for the Los Angeles Games continue, keep an eye on the man behind the curtain. Watch how desperate he is to separate himself from the past. Watch how the other powerful people in the room awkwardly look at their shoes and pretend nothing is wrong. They are all actors in a tragedy, but they think they are heroes. The 'low profile' strategy might work for a few weeks in Italy, but the stain does not wash off that easily. The elephant is still there, and the bush is far too small to hide him.

### References & Fact-Check * **Primary Source:** [LA Olympics Chief Keeps Low Profile in Milan Games After Appearing in Epstein Files](https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/05/world/europe/la-olympic-games-wasserman-epstein-files.html) (New York Times) * **Key Figure:** Casey Wasserman is the Chairperson of the LA28 Olympic and Paralympic Games. * **Context:** The mention of "Epstein files" refers to unsealed court documents involving associates of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.

This story is an interpreted work of social commentary based on real events. Source: NY Times

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