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Anthropic vs. OpenAI: The $20 Million Super PAC Battle Redefining AI Regulation

Buck Valor
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Thursday, February 12, 2026
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So, here we are. The future is finally here. We were promised flying cars and robots to walk the dog. Instead? We got **Anthropic** dropping a massive $20 million donation into a **Super PAC** to wage war against **OpenAI**. It’s the same old story, just with a fresh coat of digital paint and high-stakes **tech lobbying**.

Here is the news, if you can stomach it. **Anthropic**—the company claiming the moral high ground on **AI safety**—just funneled that eight-figure sum into political machinery. Why? To fight the creators of **ChatGPT**. These two Silicon Valley giants are now in a full-blown **AI regulation** war. But they aren't fighting with lasers or code. They are fighting with checkbooks to buy influence in Washington, D.C. ahead of the midterm elections.

It is hilarious in a really sad way. For years, these tech moguls told us they were different. They wanted to "make the world a better place." Garbage. The second they got a taste of real power, they pivoted to aggressive **political spending**. They are not trying to save the world; they are trying to own the regulatory framework that governs it.

Let’s look at the excuse they are using. They claim this is all about **Artificial Intelligence safety** and "regulation." When a massive corporation asks the government for regulation, they aren't doing it to protect you. They are doing it to erect barriers to entry. They want laws that make it impossible for anyone else to compete.

**Anthropic** says they are the "safe" ones. **OpenAI** claims leadership. It doesn't matter. They are both just looking for a referee to rig the game. And the politicians? They barely know how to open a PDF, let alone understand **Generative AI**. They see a check for $20 million and their eyes light up. They will sign whatever legislation the tech bros put in front of them.

This is why the system is broken. The Left pretends to care about "ethics," the Right pretends to care about "innovation," but both sides are taking the cash. Twenty million dollars could fix bridges. Instead, it is being used to buy influence so one group of millionaires can beat another.

We are watching the future of **AI technology** get sold to the highest bidder. These companies are building tools that will change how we think, and they are buying the rules of the game before it even starts. Welcome to the new age. It looks exactly like the old one, but now the bribes are digital.

### References & Fact-Check * **Primary Source**: [Anthropic Donates $20 Million to Super PAC Operation to Counter OpenAI](https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/technology/anthropic-super-pac-openai.html) - *The New York Times* * **Context**: This event marks a significant escalation in **Silicon Valley lobbying** efforts regarding **Artificial Intelligence legislation** and competitive market positioning.

This story is an interpreted work of social commentary based on real events. Source: NY Times

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