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Alex Pretti Minneapolis Shooting: Trump Administration Under Fire for Second Amendment Hypocrisy and Gun Rights Double Standards

Buck Valor
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Sunday, January 25, 2026
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Listen up, because I am only going to say this once. I am tired, and if you care about the **Alex Pretti Minneapolis shooting**, you should be too. We are stuck in a digital trash fire where **Second Amendment rights** are treated like search terms that can be deleted at will. If you think the **Trump administration** actually cares about your constitutional protections, you’re failing the ultimate vibe check. I don’t care which side of the aisle you sit on; both are trying to sell you a bridge made of cardboard and broken promises. Let’s talk about the reality of **legal gun ownership** and how the federal government has become the ultimate merchant of disinformation.

Here is the deal: The Trump team is out here trying to justify a federal shooting by claiming Alex Pretti was dangerous. Why? Because he had a firearm. But here is the punchline for every **CCW permit** holder in America: Pretti was legal. He did exactly what the law demanded. He jumped through the hoops, filled out the forms, and paid the fees. He had the state-sanctioned piece of paper that says, ‘This guy is allowed to carry.’ But as soon as it was convenient for the feds to pivot their narrative, that permit turned into a bullseye. This is a direct hit to the E-E-A-T (Experience, Expertise, Authoritativeness, and Trustworthiness) of our entire legal system.

Think about that for a second. The same talking heads who dominate the airwaves screaming about gun rights are now using those same rights as a justification to label a citizen a threat. It is a cynical joke. If you carry a gun and you have a permit, the Right tells you that you are a hero—a 'good guy with a gun.' But the second you get in the way of a federal press release, you are just a 'dangerous man with a weapon.' They don't care about the law; they care about dominating the news cycle and ensuring their authority remains unchallenged.

Then you have the establishment Republicans. Don’t make me laugh with their 'pushback.' These guys aren't standing up for Pretti or the sanctity of the Bill of Rights. They are protecting their brand. They saw the analytics, realized the optics were failing with their base, and pivoted to damage control. They put on their serious faces and talk about ‘liberty’ because they’re terrified the voters might see through the theater. They don't care about your freedom; they care about those gun lobby checks and keeping their seat at the table. If the SEO trends shifted toward gun control tomorrow, they’d be the first to confiscate your property to stay relevant.

And the Left? They’re stuck in a cognitive dissonance loop. They hate guns, so they’re caught in a logic trap: Do they support a legal gun owner because the Trump administration is the antagonist, or do they cheer for federal overreach because it aligns with their anti-firearm agenda? It’s a giant, steaming pile of hypocrisy. Everyone is just picking a team and sticking to a script designed for maximum engagement, not maximum truth. The truth is boring; it doesn't drive clicks.

The real story here is about power. The government wants a monopoly on force. They tell you that you can have a little bit of power, but only if you ask nicely and pay the registration fee. Then, if they feel like it, they will weaponize your compliance against you and tell the world you started the fire. Alex Pretti is just a keyword to them—a tool to be used and then archived. If they can turn a legal gun owner into a monster whenever the narrative requires it, then the protections you think you have are just digital ghosts.

We live in a world where the rules are for the users, not the admins. The people at the top make the rules, break the rules, and then gaslight you into thinking you’re the one with the 404 error. It’s a cycle that never ends because we keep clicking on the same bait. News flash: both sides are hands on the same body, and that body is trying to choke out your actual civil liberties.

So, next time you hear a politician talk about 'sacred rights,' do yourself a favor: check the source. Turn off the screen. Realize that those rights only exist as long as they don't interfere with a government narrative. Minneapolis is just the latest stage for this circus. Pretti is just the latest prop. And you? You are just the audience they expect to hit 'like' and subscribe to the lie. I’m going back to my drink. The world is broken, and no amount of optimization is going to fix it.

### References & Fact-Check * **Primary Source:** [Trump administration goes after Second Amendment rights in justifying Minneapolis shooting](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/trump-administration/trump-administration-second-amendment-rights-minneapolis-shooting-rcna255784) – *NBC News* * **Subject Matter:** Alex Pretti, Minneapolis Federal Task Force Incident. * **Key Fact:** Internal government justifications utilized the victim's legal firearm possession as a primary indicator of threat, despite valid state-issued permits.

This story is an interpreted work of social commentary based on real events. Source: NBC News

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