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The Lights Go Out in Tehran While Berlin Consults Its Moral Compass and Finds It Broken

Buck Valor
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Buck ValorPersiflating Non-Journalist
Tuesday, January 20, 2026
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A hyper-realistic, cynical digital art piece showing a dark room. On one side, a giant, shadowed fist labeled 'Theocracy' is crushing a glowing fiber-optic cable. On the other side, a group of bored European bureaucrats in suits are sitting at a long table, looking at their watches while holding signs that say 'Deep Concern.' The room is split by a wall of darkness where silhouettes of protesters are visible. The lighting is cold, clinical, and oppressive, in the style of a satirical political cartoon but with high-detail textures.

There is a certain rhythmic predictability to the way the world’s most charming autocracies handle dissent. First, you ignore the peasants. Then, when the peasants refuse to be ignored, you shoot them. Finally, you turn off the internet so the rest of the world doesn't have to experience the existential discomfort of watching the slaughter over their morning macchiato. Iran, a regime that has successfully blended 7th-century theology with 21st-century surveillance, is currently engaged in this trifecta of tyranny. And while the streets of Tehran run red in a literal blackout, the West—specifically Germany—is engaged in its own favorite pastime: the performative exercise of ‘deep concern.’

It is truly a marvel to witness. The Iranian regime, fearful that a few pixels might ignite a bonfire they cannot extinguish, has severed the digital arteries of the nation. It’s a move of breathtaking cowardice, yet one must admire the honesty of it. There is no pretense of dialogue when the state decides that your ability to Tweet is more dangerous than your ability to breathe. Meanwhile, in the sanitized halls of Berlin, the response is exactly what you’d expect from a bureaucratic machine that views moral clarity as a logistical nightmare. German-Iranian artist and doctor Maryam has taken to the airwaves to plead for 'responsibility,' a word that carries about as much weight in international diplomacy as a participation trophy in a gladiator pit.

Let’s be intellectually honest for a moment—a task that seems beyond the reach of both the Iranian mullahs and the German Bundestag. Germany’s ‘responsibility’ is a convenient fiction. For years, the European approach to Iran has been a masterclass in trying to have one’s cake and eat it too. They want to posture as the global guardians of human rights while simultaneously ensuring that the trade channels remain just open enough to avoid a total economic divorce. It’s a delicate dance of hypocrisy where the music is the sound of baton rounds hitting skulls in a Tehran alleyway. Maryam speaks of 'hopes,' but hope is a cognitive defect in the face of a regime that views mercy as a strategic weakness. Her fears, however, are grounded in the cold, hard reality that when the lights go out, the monsters come out to play, and they aren't afraid of a strongly worded press release from a German foreign minister.

The internet blackout is the ultimate tool of the modern despot. It’s not just about stopping communication; it’s about creating an informational void where the truth can be buried in a shallow grave. In the dark, the regime can claim they are merely ‘restoring order’ to a populace that apparently loves order so much they’re willing to die for its absence. And what does the ‘civilized’ world do? We wait for the connection to be restored so we can scroll through the backlog of atrocities, offer a few likes, and then return to complaining about our own minor inconveniences. Germany’s response—fraught with the usual caveats about diplomatic channels and the complexities of the nuclear deal—is a testament to the fact that 'never again' usually comes with an asterisk that reads 'unless it’s inconvenient for the quarterly GDP.'

We see this cycle repeat with the numbing consistency of a lobotomy. The Iranian people, displaying a courage that most Western keyboard warriors couldn't fathom if their lives depended on it, face down a lethal security apparatus. They are met with lead and silence. The German government, meanwhile, engages in the high-stakes theater of 'considering sanctions,' which is the diplomatic equivalent of telling a serial killer you might write him a very stern letter if he doesn't stop. It’s a symbiotic relationship of uselessness: the regime provides the tragedy, the protesters provide the sacrifice, and the Western powers provide the hollow rhetoric that ensures absolutely nothing changes.

The reality is that the Iranian regime knows exactly how little the world cares. They know that as long as they can keep the carnage off the front pages by cutting the fiber-optic cables, the international community will eventually get bored and move on to the next shiny distraction. Berlin’s 'responsibility' is a myth sold to the public to make them feel as though they are part of a moral hegemony. In truth, they are just observers in a gallery of horrors, critiquing the lighting while the subjects are being executed. Maryam’s plea for help is a scream into a vacuum. The blackout in Iran isn't just digital; it’s moral, and it extends far beyond the borders of the Islamic Republic, reaching all the way to the cushioned seats of power in Europe where 'credibility' is just another commodity to be traded for stability.

So, as the protests continue in the shadows, and the German government continues to polish its reputation for 'principled' inaction, let us recognize the situation for what it is: a grim testament to human futility. The regime will kill until it feels safe, the West will talk until it feels righteous, and the people in the middle will continue to disappear into the dark. It’s a perfect system of misery, polished to a high sheen by the apathy of a world that prefers its tragedies to be live-streamed or, better yet, silenced entirely.

This story is an interpreted work of social commentary based on real events. Source: EuroNews

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