MAR-A-LAGO, FL—Calling it a “tremendous opportunity for high-net-worth humanitarians,” Donald Trump announced today that the $1 billion entry fee for his newly formed ‘Board of Peace’ now guarantees members permanent tenure and the right to rebrand international treaties.

While the body was initially rumored to oversee the reconstruction of Gaza, a leaked prospectus reveals the charter has been scrubbed of all geographic references and replaced with the phrase “Global Synergies and Resort Development.”

“We love peace, don’t we folks? But peace is expensive. You can’t have peace on a budget,” said Trump, unveiling a golden dove logo that appeared to be wearing a MAGA hat. “For a small loan of a billion dollars, you don’t just get a seat at the table; you get the table. You want to turn a conflict zone into a driving range? You want to rename the West Bank ‘The Oracle Cloud Infrastructure Bank’? Boom, you’re on the Board. We took the word ‘Gaza’ out of the paperwork because, quite frankly, it was limiting our vertical integration potential.”

At press time, the Trump campaign confirmed that for an extra $500 million, Board members could use United Nations peacekeepers as private caddies.