The Chattering Classes Discover Interdependence: A Eulogy for Strategic Ignorance


The latest revelation to trickle down from the ivory towers of the 'intellectual' elite is a stunningly obvious realization: apparently, the big, bloated empires of the world—the so-called hegemons—should actually pay attention to the smaller, poorer nations they usually treat like discarded gum on the sidewalk of history. This is the groundbreaking thesis currently being peddled to the 'foreign-policy types,' a demographic of career ghouls who haven’t seen a map they didn’t want to draw a red line across or a country they didn't want to 'democratize' into a parking lot. It is truly heartening to see that the people responsible for the global order have finally reached the cognitive level of a toddler realizing that pulling the cat’s tail results in a scratch to the face.
The core of this 'innovation' is that economics, the 'dismal science' practiced by people who couldn't find a heartbeat in a trauma ward, actually has lessons for the warmongers. Imagine that. The suggestion is that the world’s power players—the United States, China, and whatever remains of the European ego—cannot simply ignore 'puny countries' because the global machine is far more fragile than their bloated defense budgets suggest. It is a classic case of the 'experts' discovering the concept of a 'system' roughly fifty years after the rest of humanity realized that if you kick a beehive in one corner of the yard, you still get stung on the porch. The fact that this is considered 'news' tells you everything you need to know about the sclerotic state of modern governance.
Let’s talk about the terminology: 'Puny countries.' It’s the kind of phrase that can only be uttered by someone who spends their weekends debating 'spheres of influence' over a twelve-dollar artisanal water in a windowless DC briefing room. It reveals the inherent, dripping condescension of the entire enterprise. To the foreign policy establishment, the rest of the world is just a collection of 'assets' or 'liabilities.' They don’t see people; they see strategic depth. They don’t see cultures; they see potential sites for naval bases or lithium mines. And now, the economists are chiming in to say, 'Hey, don't forget that those assets have spreadsheets attached to them.' It’s not a humanitarian awakening; it’s a bookkeeping adjustment.
The foreign-policy types are being told to care about the small guys not out of any sense of moral obligation—heaven forbid—but because of the cold, hard logic of the supply chain. If a 'puny' country in Southeast Asia or Sub-Saharan Africa decides to stop being a compliant cog in the wheel of global commerce, the hegemon finds itself with a shortage of parts for its overpriced smartphones and its even more overpriced missiles. This is the great intellectual breakthrough of our age: 'If you treat people like garbage for long enough, they might stop making your stuff.' Truly, we are living in a new Enlightenment, where the masters of the universe are finally learning that they cannot eat their gold if the people producing the food are dead or in revolt.
The Right, of course, will view this through the lens of 'national security,' which is their favorite phrase for 'protecting the interests of our defense-contractor donors.' They see every small nation as a square on a chessboard to be defended against the 'other' big bully, usually while screaming about sovereignty they only respect when it's convenient. The Left, meanwhile, will wrap this in the warm, fuzzy blanket of 'sustainable development' and 'inclusive globalism,' which is their favorite phrase for 'exploiting you while using more polite pronouns.' Both sides are essentially arguing over how best to manage the plantation, but they’ve finally realized that if the field hands get too sick or too angry, the harvest fails and the stock market takes a dip. It’s a rare moment of bipartisan consensus based entirely on shared greed and mutual fear.
History, that neglected teacher of the deaf and blind, has been screaming this for centuries. The British Empire learned it the hard way. The Soviets learned it until they ceased to exist. But the current crop of 'strategic thinkers' behaves as if they’ve just discovered fire. They sit in their think tanks—which are really just high-end recycling centers for bad ideas—and wonder why the 'liberal international order' is fraying at the edges. It’s fraying because you’ve spent decades treating the majority of the planet as a resource to be extracted rather than a community to be engaged with. You can't lecture the world on 'values' while you're checking your watch to see if the shipment of cobalt is on time.
And so, we have this new push to integrate economic thinking into grand strategy. It’s an admission of failure masquerading as an evolution of thought. It’s the realization that the 'hard power' of bombs and the 'soft power' of cultural hegemony both require a 'smart power' that understands how money actually moves through the veins of the world. But let's not be fooled. This isn't about helping the 'puny countries.' It's about finding more efficient ways to keep them tethered to the interests of the powerful. It's about ensuring that the global hierarchy remains intact by tossing a few more crumbs from the table before the hungry guests decide to flip the table over. It is cynical, it is predictable, and it is exactly what happens when you let the ghouls run the asylum.
This story is an interpreted work of social commentary based on real events. Source: The Economist