The Entrenchment of Idiocy: Quantifying Your Descent into Penury


The technocratic priesthood has released its latest scripture, and if you were hoping for a sign that the global economy isn’t a dumpster fire on a slow-motion collision course with a fireworks factory, I have bad news for you. The latest update to the 'inflation entrenchment measure' is out. For the uninitiated—meaning the vast majority of you currently struggling to choose between electricity and protein—this is a metric used by people with six-figure salaries to determine exactly how much more of your dignity can be extracted before the system snaps.
'Entrenchment' is such a lovely, clinical word, isn’t it? It suggests a soldier digging a foxhole, a sense of duty, a commitment to a position. In the hands of economists, however, it’s just a polite way of saying the rot has reached the foundation and the termites are now wearing tiny tuxedos and holding board meetings. This measure doesn’t just look at the price of a head of lettuce; it looks at core inflation, wage growth, inflation expectations, and the sheer, unadulterated momentum of price hikes in the service sector. It’s a thermometer for the fever that’s currently melting the brains of every central banker from D.C. to Frankfurt.
Let’s look at the players in this theater of the absurd. On the Left, we have the performative outrage specialists who insist that inflation is purely a byproduct of 'greedflation.' They act as if corporations suddenly discovered they liked money in 2021, having previously been non-profit charities dedicated to the public good. They want price controls, a policy with a historical success rate roughly equivalent to using a chocolate teapot. On the Right, we have the mouth-breathing populist brigade screaming about government spending while simultaneously demanding more subsidies for their specific, geriatric voting blocs. They believe that returning to the gold standard—a system that makes the economy as flexible as a frozen corpse—will somehow bring back the 1950s and the smell of leaded gasoline. Both sides are fundamentally illiterate, clinging to their ideological security blankets while the house burns down.
This entrenchment measure tells us that inflation is no longer just a 'supply chain hiccup' or a 'transitory' annoyance. It has become a part of the cultural fabric. It’s in the wages—those pesky demands from the peasantry to be paid enough to live, which the Federal Reserve views as a direct threat to the stability of their golf handicaps. When wages go up, prices go up, and then expectations go up, creating a feedback loop of misery that economists call a 'spiral' because 'death vortex' was deemed too alarming for the morning news. The data shows that in places like the United States and the United Kingdom, this spiral isn't just turning; it’s accelerating.
Central bankers, those high priests of the fiat religion, are currently engaged in a desperate game of pretend. They raise interest rates, hoping to crush the spirit of the middle class just enough to stop them from buying things, but not so much that they start building guillotines in the streets. It’s a delicate balance. If they hike too fast, the banking system collapses—again. If they hike too slow, your savings account becomes a historical curiosity, a relic of a time when money had actual value. They are piloting a 747 with no landing gear and a pilot’s manual written in a language they don't understand, yet they expect us to applaud their 'data-driven approach.'
Historically, when inflation becomes entrenched, it doesn't leave quietly. It doesn't pack a bag and slip out the back door. It usually requires a massive, bone-crushing recession to kill it—a deliberate act of economic sabotage performed by the very people tasked with keeping the economy healthy. We are living through a period where the 'best-case scenario' offered by the experts is that you’ll be slightly less poor next year than you were this year, provided you don't lose your job in the process.
In the end, this 'measure' is just another way for the intellectual elite to feel superior while they watch the world crumble. They can quantify the pain, map the trajectory of the collapse, and print it in a glossy magazine with a high subscription price. It doesn't change the reality that the currency is a delusion, the leadership is a collection of grifters, and the public is too distracted by the latest culture war grievance to realize they're being picked clean by the very people they voted for. Welcome to the entrenchment. Dig in; it’s going to be a long, hungry winter.
This story is an interpreted work of social commentary based on real events. Source: The Economist