GENEVA—Admitting that the geopolitical stakes were high but the introductory loyalty rewards were “undeniably sweet,” heads of state from across the globe confirmed Friday they are seriously considering joining President-Elect Donald Trump’s new “Board of Peace” for Gaza to lock in a Tier-2 Gold Membership at Mar-a-Lago.

“Obviously, we have reservations about Mr. Trump’s proposal to resolve the conflict by firing the entire population of the Levant for low ratings,” said French President Emmanuel Macron, who was seen nervously clutching a glossy brochure titled *The Art of the Ceasefire*. “However, the Board comes with a commemorative tote bag and guaranteed 11:00 a.m. tee times in West Palm Beach, which is frankly more than the UN Security Council has ever offered us.”

Sources close to the transition team report that the “Board of Peace” will operate similarly to a condo association, where world leaders can pay monthly dues for the privilege of nodding silently while Trump points at a map of the Middle East with a golden Sharpie. At press time, German Chancellor Olaf Scholz had reportedly withdrawn his application after learning that Board members would be required to personally help Trump brand a new luxury hotel on the West Bank.