NUUK—Waving placards and chanting slogans in Danish, thousands of angry Greenlanders flooded the streets of the capital on Tuesday, not merely to oppose a loss of sovereignty, but to violently reject President Trump’s newly leaked architectural renderings for the island.

According to protest organizers, public sentiment shifted from mild diplomatic annoyance to sheer panic after a White House aide accidentally tweeted a PDF titled 'PROJECT ICEBERG: PHASE 1,' which detailed plans to bulldoze the historic colonial harbor to make room for a 90-story gold-glass ziggurat featuring a neon-lit petting zoo.

“We were worried about geopolitical instability, but then we saw the plans to pave over the Sermeq Kujalleq glacier to create the world’s largest heated parking lot,” said local fisherman Malik Egede, visibly shaking as he held up a printout of a proposed ‘Make The Arctic Hot Again’ tanning salon chain. “He wants to replace our traditional colorful wooden houses with ‘classy’ beige stucco condos. The blueprint explicitly mentions draining a fjord to build a water hazard for a signature 18-hole golf course. We live on ice! You can’t put a steakhouse on an iceberg, it will sink!”

At press time, the protests had intensified after the President announced that, as part of the deal, he intended to rebrand the Northern Lights as the “Trump Sky Experience” and charge residents a monthly subscription fee to view them.